okaymofo:

volatilequeen:

whaticantremembernow:

meghanbeda:

shigod:

youarethebloodinmyownveins:

shigod:

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total.
They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao.
The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

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These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

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Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

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You’re excused bitch. 

Alex nooooooo

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

Laaaawd that was cruial

savage

sniffing:

can you imagine what everybody with the name daniel has been going through the last few days

bansheeandclyde:

honestly it’s been 8 yrs and i still can’t believe webkinz legitimately used to cost like $15-$20. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. how much did it cost to even make webkinz?? not that much. the profits must have been like 90%. there’s this random generation of kids born between like 1995-2002 who faced this ridiculous financial injustice and there are some millionaires out there right now in mansions made of money and that weird cheap webkinz fur because of us

certan:

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

kyotobro:

Gotta do it

mrcincity:

gqa1:

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

I couldn’t chance it… I reblogged twice….

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mrcincity:

gqa1:

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

I couldn’t chance it… I reblogged twice….

officialunitedstates:

STOP SCROLLING

don’t let people tell you what to do

CONTINUE SCROLLING

feelsaad:

Chicago, USA

Timestamp: 1440712126

feelsaad:

Chicago, USA

isnt

okaymofo:

volatilequeen:

whaticantremembernow:

meghanbeda:

shigod:

youarethebloodinmyownveins:

shigod:

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total.
They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao.
The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

image
image

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

image

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

image
image

You’re excused bitch. 

Alex nooooooo

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

Laaaawd that was cruial

savage

isnt
fag

bansheeandclyde:

honestly it’s been 8 yrs and i still can’t believe webkinz legitimately used to cost like $15-$20. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. how much did it cost to even make webkinz?? not that much. the profits must have been like 90%. there’s this random generation of kids born between like 1995-2002 who faced this ridiculous financial injustice and there are some millionaires out there right now in mansions made of money and that weird cheap webkinz fur because of us

fag